• If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
• If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
• If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
• If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
• If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
• If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
• If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
• If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.
• If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.
• If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
• If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
• If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
• If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
• If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."
8 Responses to "Psychology Help Hotline"
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 :P I am obsessive-compulsive! lol this is the cutest hotline :) by the way how do u upload more than 5 images to a post? i don't know how to do that.
oooh now i know how! :P 1 1 1 1 1 1
And the obvious questions asks itself, what the hotline number? :P Cute post.
lol.. i like the short term memory the most:) this is a hilarious post!!
Smart/funny post.. Quite entertaining.. thanx for the laughs :)
LoooooooooooooooooooooooooL...!! Its hilarious!!! :D
r u a psychology student or what?!
@L's Brain & Laialy: So both of you girls are obsessive-compulsive. Interesting
@Transparently: Thanks for the compliment and the phone number would be (666)999 9999...Okay, I don't know what does that mean but probably the Devil will answer LOL :D
@Fonzy: Welcome to my blog, and thanks for the compliment and for stopping by ^_^
@Diigma: Welcome Hun and thanks for smiling back...cute avatar btw.
@CeCe: Ahhh...I see we have a multiple personality condition...so I assume the one is commenting is the male side of you LOL
@Bella: Glad you liked it Bella, and as a matter of fact, I am a psychology major. I have mentioned that wayyyyyyyyyy back in my old posts...Psychology is FUN ^_^
I couldn't read your post because the colors hurt.
What happened to your old cooler display?
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